"May the Farce be With You"
I put this under "Humor" b/c the only way to read is to consider it a comedy piece.
While we're very happy to have you in the Gulch and appreciate your wanting to fully engage, some things in the Gulch (e.g. voting, links in comments) are a privilege, not a right. To get you up to speed as quickly as possible, we've provided two options for earning these privileges.
Summed up very well in two concise paragraphs.
And I'll bet Walt has been rolling in his grave for years. I remember waiting all week to watch Disney on Sunday night with my family featuring nature videos from Mutual of Omaha. Those times died long ago.
The NPC drones that attend these institutions have heavily saturated social justice infected minds, which compromises their ability to reason, think logically and accept accountability. Their sense of humor is also siphoned into oblivion.