Open Source...

These are great, Carl ! Thanks! Have snagged a bunch of them =D

Thanks, you might find them in next weeks memes.

There were some good ones embedded in the replies to the Guv:

https://twitter.com/matty_laut/status...

https://twitter.com/lil_wing067/statu...

https://twitter.com/cincy_browncoat/s...

That is exactly how the leftist, the progressives and the communist would interpret that...

If you think about it, "just like for insulin or antibiotics" means that you couldn't buy a house or rent an apartment without a note from your doctor. I'm sure that's not what Newsom meant to say, but. . .

As if you could get housing, paid by medicare/medicaid from a pharmacy or something.
Maybe just bop down to the local used house dealer and get one. Paid for by your insurance co.

I'm sure "Progressive" insurance would be up for that...at our expense, of course.

Tried looking for a meme for that...but couldn't find any.

I just saw a tweet from Gavin Newsom (governor of CA) which said "Doctors should be able to write prescriptions for housing the same way they do for insulin or antibiotics." There's got to be a way to work that into a meme,

Well, if you go back in time, weel, I've seen a fossilized juvenile T-Rex dug up in Alabama at a Birmingham museum.

Just imagine it in a bernie crowd....

I can't get the image out of my head of a guy tossing a bowling ball into the crowd . . .

And in the Gulch too!

Right, I never met a dumb farmer, infact, I learned more about a lot of things from a Farmer friend.

Yes, as I courageously dragged down long neckers 20 time my size, me dino was a widely celebrated hero of my own mind.

The point was, of course, that Mike's remarks about farmers being simpletons was not exactly true. The cartoonist, being familiar with dairy farming, simply chose the oldest and crudest joke about the endeavor, to show that Mike had no idea what he was saying to farmers.

Yes, you sure had a wild life...

But wasn't the point of the meme is that the "Bull" is male?

The water one is what I've thought of that product since day one.

Facebook employee banning my meme was spot on as well.

Simply milking a cow is more difficult than Mike imagines. I'm sure that he knows bulls are terribly dangerous, but has likely never experienced a "cow kick" in which the cow kicks sideways to get rid of the person, whether hand-milking or connecting the milking machine.

Cows dislike being milked by people they do not know. The have to be milked twice a day. That's getting up at 3:00 for the 4 AM milking, and being on time for the 4 PM milking. It happens regardless of whatever else is to be done, every single day.

The cartoonist who drew that bull actually understands hand milking. The three-legged stool and the milking pail are exactly correct. The bull's attitude is somewhat softened from what one would actually experience.

Smart Water is sourced from tap water:

https://realfarmacy.com/never-drink-s...

It seems like the old trick of taking people through a cycle of scaring them by bad things to sell the "good for you " product (butter, sugar anyone?) only to gradually slide back to the old product, making millions in the process.

Tap water contains minerals that are removed by distillation, then added back by the producer, charging exorbitant fees for you to pay for the scam.

Alabama state inmates can't have cash so cigasrettes has become their trade currency. Big winners at illegal gambling hated cell searches due to surplus cigarettes being confiscated.
During the Dinosaur Age cash money had not even been invented and no kind of metal was precious to us. So we used coconuts.
Coconuts became useful during a money dispute or even a robbery~~BONK!
Hey, what can I say? We were wildlife.

Checking out the prices of water? Didn't know you had to pay for it back then...

Oh, yeah? How do you think an allosaur learned how to talk after being extinct for way over 100 million years?

Yes, after that recommendation, I thought I'd get a pair myself!...LMAO
I wonder if they work when walking into other rooms too?

Love 'em all again this week, OUC!! I really need a pair of those memory shoes. Do happen to recall where to get them?