The memes speak of it, I just alter the timeline for impact with the news the lamestream avoided most or tried to debunk with luxurious fantasies.

I'm converting your meme into a joke to tell people at work. Have you heard about the new butter spread being introduced in America? It's called I Can't Believe it's Not Better!

Hard to keep up with it!

Welcome...hell of a week wasn't it?

Excellent! Thanks.

Told ya mo fools were comin this month...