You might be the only one...I put in there first because of that.

Reporting this for a friend; hilarious, all of them.

This was a marvelous C&C production! Got us both laughing a day early! Thanks fellows!

Music at school for deaf? Gotta be careful making assumptions about handicaps. My totally deaf cousin enjoyed going to symphony concerts, especially REALLY LOUD music, where she could feel the sound. She was also superb at reading lips, and could carry on a "normal" conversation with me while driving her car.

My brother who lost a leg in an accident refers to the rest of us as "tabs". Temporarily Able-Bodied."

Thanks! These were really funny... and scary.

Did everyone notice that the first paper has two funny headlines? Only the second one was highlighted in yellow.

Proving that we are getting exponentially dumber. Idiocracy full speed ahead.

well at least the press was honest about their ignorance back then.

Excellent, OUC! 👍

"City Unsure Why Sewer Smells" Got to be from Climate Change. LMAO

From Craig, (mccannon01)

A multiple chuckle inducer!

Of course, the classic Far North Minnesota headline (maybe ?):

“Fertile Woman Dies In Climax”

This goes as far back as my days at the Univ of North Dakota in the early 1970s. The towns of Fertile and Climax do exist.

Where are the editors? I assume the people behind these headlines are college educated, which tells you something about our education system.

Oh dear Lord, I laughed at every one. Where did you get these funny things? Fun. Thanks. N

Welcome. I figured you'd like them.

Thanks for assembling and sharing this fine collection of "news" headlines.

These are all Qreat!
My favorite was parents protest school closing by keeping the kids home? Lol

You might be right!

This looks like the kinda stuff Jen Sockme would circle back for.

Nice....

That was fabulous. Thanks

Thank God It's Thursday?...Thanks, Craig.