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TGIFfunnies 6/10/22 EDITION: STRAIGHT Elephants in the Room

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 years, 5 months ago to Humor
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Still having a hard time finding funny stuff but perhaps, there will be something that tickles your funny bone this week.


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  • Posted by katrinam41 3 years, 5 months ago
    Takes me back to Groucho. "I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." Great bunch Carl :)
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino would hate to walk across a highway made for elephant cars.
    Walk? On second thought I'd run.
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  • Posted by Lucky 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    's ok Carl, the keyboard fell on the floor as well so I am typing on my back.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Reminds me . . . it was 1982. my first of 21 years in the Alabama Department of Corrections and that's when elephant jokes were all the rage.
    I was sitting in a tower bored during a night shift. Telephone rang. Me dino answered. Heard a familiar voice ask, "Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?"
    Me dino said no.
    Familiar sounding voice said, "They hide pretty good don't they?"
    When I got through enjoying a belly laugh, I realized my caller had hung up.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Notice that it was that prehistoric googling that led to the finding of the first covid test, the elephant in the room and Elephants in cars! LMAO
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Humanoids by definition are fake Humans.. devoid of "Mind" and therefore a Conscience, (my addition).
    They also are highly compartmentalized like old Testament mankind only without a natural mutuality and the desire to be good, if only to stay out of trouble.
    These are the major differences between Humans and Humanoids and these differences, together with sporadic insights is what the Nephilim and Nephilim hybrids rulers in Babylon noticed and have sought to control and eliminate within the Human Race.

    Remember, Nimrod was a self professed Nephilim Hybrid and certainly not the brightest bulb of the bunch.

    If ever you get board and want to read something different, read: The Fight for Conscious Human life, by yours truly.
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  • Posted by $ puzzlelady 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Ah, what a difference a preposition can make! Still, the "humanoids" mingle among humans and infect them. How to identify and repair them? Repair, not remove. War is not the right tool for this job, since its memes will continue to fester and metastasize.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    War Prompted by Humanoids...not among humans but TO humans.

    Yea, we need "White Out" for the brain!
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  • Posted by $ puzzlelady 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I was fortunate when electric typewriters replaced the manual ones on which I worked for years. And without copiers we had to use carbon paper and try not to make mistakes that could not be erased or whited out (the carbon told the tale). There have been some genius inventors whom we can thank for all these improvements. Now if there were someone who could invent a way to end all war-making among humans... remove the typos from our thinking...
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I've read the book several times and I agree that it is better than the movie, especially since the trilogy has different cast for each segment. However, I still like watching the movie from time to time.
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  • Posted by 73SHARK 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I watched the Nick Searcy videos on OAN instead. They were very good because they showed video that's never really been out there before plus they interviewed about a dozen people that have been charged with being there on January 6th. It's fully illustrated the two-tier justice system now in place. I'm afraid the country is circling the drain.
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  • Posted by $ Snezzy 3 years, 5 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Read the book. Read the book. Read the book.

    Far better than the movie. Takes longer (that's a Good Thing) and requires analysis far deeper than most of us can even begin to accomplish. Right there on the first page Eddie Willers tells a lie. Did you notice it? What's Eddie's problem that provokes him to lie?
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  • Posted by $ blarman 3 years, 5 months ago
    I remember using a card catalog to do school papers. And I remember when the Internet came along and references to anything there were frowned upon unless it was a publication of an official journal. Now, my kids don't have a clue about the Dewey decimal system (except here: https://youtu.be/mZHoHaAYHq8 ) and ALL of their citations are from the InterWebs! (sic)
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 5 months ago
    OUC, I really laughed at 'Drag racing' and 'Elephants stay in your car'. Bravo!
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 3 years, 5 months ago
    The Control Group thing is spot on. Reportedly, data from the UK’s NHS has shown a %30 increase in Cardiovascular incidents among the 40 and younger crowd.
    I didn’t used to be Anti-Vax........but I am NOW.
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