3 years short of 50. Man, staying together without killing each other has been a chore -just kidding. :-)
You get more back than the love you give, that and knowing what battles to pick, and what you learn to just let slide off your back like water off a duck.
When the rubber meets the road, most of what people argue about is just minutia, noise. So long as you're not Tom-Catting around, you'll be just fine.

Oh, an HONORABLE Man...
Well, you were DESIGNED to be punished, then.

LOL.

Good on you for doing the right thing.
Meanwhile, I see young relatives dating a guy with 3 kids from 3 different women, never married one of them. I have no idea what women look for in men... But it certainly isn't "stability/decency/honor"... LOL

+1 And in my defense~~If me dino had not made her pregnant, I would not have tried to make it work.

Happy Easter...

You know why women treat their husbands like they are the stupidest man on the planet?

Because THEY KNOW THIER TRUE VALUE... And you STILL MARRIED THEM!

So, in their mind. It's now a proven fact!

LOL

Married three times, lost one to cancer, one to heart attack, losing latest to Alzheimer’s. All good men, all gave their best, I lucked out finding them. Still had huge laughs at all those great memes and have started sharing already. Thanks for a great start to the weekend, Carl :)

Yep...

LMAO

5. . . just once? I got married twice, swore after the second divorce I'd never do it again, then did it again. Really should change my username to Forrest Gump.

"I just posted a Selfie..." reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. "No respect, I tell ya!"

A nice batch!!

Meme #5~~Hey, that's me! Me dino finally got married after a long history of doing stupid things.
Meme #8~~My ex can't stand how men are wired and she's still alone. Because I at least tried not to look, she started to call me "Sneaky Snake." Then she cheated on me like a marriage counselor predicted. Well, bye.

Thanks Carl ;-)

LOL!

Great set OUC!
Especially like Popular on social media = rich in Monopoly!

many a truth is said in meme!

Sorry...

Get out of my head, OUC!
I hate laughing when I'm trying to pee!

very much so, loved the license plate

That one reminded me of a Larry the Cable Guy punchline. Why do psychics have to ask your name?

I am glad she enjoyed some of them...

ps...if you thought of anything really funny...you are welcome. Give it Up, for Telepathy!

+1 ThanQ brother , the wife and I got a good chuckle out of a couple of them I on the other hand, found them all hilarious.

Some of these could be reflective of a day in my life...how bout yours?