Not my house...no pot, no anything like that. My mirror only shows my outer age, not my inner kid, unless you look into my eyes :)
Loved them all Carl!

Now if I were to pick the Ms. Universe - would be T'Pal from Enterprise......

But that is just to my tastes....

Well done again, OGC!!! Thanks for all of the smiles - and thought provokers...

My favorite this week - the first one. But of course, the last one is soooo true.....

Perfect!

That a girl !

from skinny jeans to Miss Universe, great lol

Yes, with an android device from Nvidia.

I hate mirrors, but as soon as I walk away from them, I’m twenty-five again.

How are you re-watching? Streaming perhaps?

T'Pol was quite a looker in Enterprise though.
Might be worth it?
I think the actress did a Playboy photo "article".
We've been re-watching the Enterprise series recently.
It's much better than most sci-fi done in the past 15 years, imo.
Characters are heroic and easy to like without ridiculous flaws
that "modern" characters are forced to endure by jealous
(inadequate, imo) writers.

I tried taking all the mirrors out of my house. But, then I realized I had to keep at least one in my car. It keeps scaring me. Keep going OUC

Yeah, I'm suddenly thinking a space guy would be better off with one of those sexy green girls.
Suddenly I recall a Spock episode where you could get killed in a duel answering the call of the wild with a cute Vulcan girl.

My mirror works just like yours!

Try these?
Susan Oliver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u67Xk...

Rachel Nichols
https://www.startrek.com/news/catchin...
https://youtu.be/DgVydl1QMBE

Me dino had to look that one up. Missed that episode during 2005.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0572180/
Having retired from the Alabama Department of Corrections May of 2003, I was doing semi-retired second shift work as a security guard for Guardsmark (a contract security firm later went out of business) by 2005 after not getting ahead selling stuff on eBay.
Later found out I could make more money working security for Wackenhut at a Mercedes plant and said bye.
Guardsmark hired me back when I found out I could make even more money at a Wachovia Data Center. I was a regular mercenary back then. Long story short, I fully retired 2013.

And Meme 10 ain't.

I favor the Orion girls myself. Susan Oliver in The Cage (original series) and Rachel Nichols in the 2009 movie are my favorite Orions.
I guess it might violate federation rules to have them compete for Miss Universe, but on merit they'd be winners in my opinion. ;^)

Looks like Jabba the House. 👍 Thanks, OUC!

I never noticed the ass in #1 until you mentioned it and I had to go back and see what you were talking about. LOL

Now THERE'S a tossed salad to nourish the funny bone, for sure! Starting with #1 suitable for framing or at least a Gulch T-shirt. Could the bathroom camera be more obvious, yuck! Lipless Terminator with the fedora and horn - what if? High house, LOL! Junkyard bucks made a good laugh. Hey, OUC, maybe we bought our mirrors at the same place? Vulcan and Dorian young ladies usually make good eye candy (Dorian antennae are a bit weird though). Just beware when the taunter on the wall turns around he's going to fart in your direction, LOL!

Meme 1 is president Trump

And Kudos for the first one. I like that image!

Okay, the Salvage yard took me a minute.
I Shared that one with this comment:

Be Careful... While the squeaky wheel gets the oil.
That's only if there are not much better options available!

In Meme #1 top~~Is that the Dope in Meme #10 as usual showing his ass?
Meme #2 top reminds me of my control freak ex. Of course, it did not start out that way. Her next hubby was a repeat performance with the same ending.
Memes #3 and #4 top~~Never thought I'd live to see such mental malfunctions seem to be so common. The term, "loud minority," just popped in my head for some reason.
Next meme~~Vulcan girls are the cutest Star Trek space aliens. (My ex would actually have a problem with me telling her that).
Last meme top row~~Thought he was the funniest character in that Monty Python flick.
Last meme bottom row~~Hey, I have a Dorian Gray painting bathroom mirror too!

I'll be looking out for cameras in the bathrooms, watching out for soy team 6...what are those, potato shooters, can't imaging an AI horn player and will never forget the sight of Tin man being attracted away.