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California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Mean Memes

Posted by $ allosaur 11 months ago to Humor
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California Governor Gavin Newsom's crackdown on mean memes is bearing full freaky fruit. Yay boy! The Long Beach Police Department executed a raid today on a home and seized 2,000 "pure uncut memes."
Those memes were so mean that one rookie officer ran outside of that mean meme house vomiting. "He was horrified," a witness said, adding, "I should know because I was born into a middle class home in a neighborhood where all our proud of their lawns."
Be warned, OUC. This raid may well lead to taking down a much larger criminal internet meming cartel.
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SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/california-police-raid-seizes-over-2000-memes


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  • Posted by fairbro 11 months ago
    Here in conservative central Kansas, the small city has one radio station and one newspaper (shrinking rapidly). KVOE plays rock from the 1960's and has a "Good News Friday" but every 30 minutes the calm is interrupted by the screaming feral pigs of "ABC News".

    Where can I get a radio that overrides the station and plays the Strauss Blue Danube Waltz every 30 minutes for 5 minutes?
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