An excellent collection!! Thanks OGC!

During the Eighties when Alabama Corrections Officer Dino Philosoraptor Allosaurus Esquire BS off and on transported prison inmates to and from hospitals, an en route smart-mouthed thug asked, "Nyah, why ya department calls itself corrections? What the f--- ya tryin' to correct?"
Me dino said, "Whenever you're released from prison, would you ever want to come back?"
He said no.
Me dino said, "Consider yourself corrected."
Me no recalls him saying another word to me.

Yeah, they have to brush their teeth by a toilet...how many homes still have just one bathroom and its configured that way....LOTS

Just realized I could have called this: Gator-Aid !

Finding with many businesses now no need to press anything they start with English and slide right into gibberish.