Regarding #1, I spent some time on a work contract in China and picked up a bit of Mandarin so when a call comes in I don't recognize (could be a doctor's office and I don't want to miss the call) I answer in Chinese. The results can be quite entertaining if I decide to continue the call in Chinese when it's a call I don't want. If it's a call I want I simply switch to English.

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Amen, Oh Truthful and Faithful Lizard.

Don't you know that Fake News is chock full of miraculous reporting? For a really real Fake News example~~~
Saint SUV just came down from on high to run a granny on a dirt bike off a road. And thus she croaketh.
Asked why he did the deed, Saint SUV he sayeth, "Yea, knoweth ye that any granny on a dirt back just has to be a dirty old girl!"
Believeth ye that anything Fake News hath written just had to be a done done.

With Talent on loan from God!

LOL

Way back during the Nineties, Rush Limbaugh used to joke about headlines that accused SUVs of doing bad things such as manslaughter.
It's almost a wonder that not a single SUV has ever been charged with so much as speeding or reckless driving.

1. I don't answer the phone if it's not a number I recognize.
#2. Check the E-Mail address of the sender and don't open any attachments if not recognized.
#3. Always use a VPN.
Hopefully that offers some protection.

Well, if "GUNS" kill people, then it makes sense that SUVs can too! (Ignore the driver, nothing to see here).

Suddenly I want a T-Shirt that says "Shhh... We are filming a Black Mirror Episode!"

(A woketard driving a) "SUV killed parade marchers"
was a true story. The rest of this list are hoaxes.

The lesson I would have us learn here is this: The CIA's Operation Mockingbird is still ongoing, and all legacy media, even Fox, are under their control and should be considered official Pravda.

This does not mean that alternative media such as podcasts are always right. Many of them have been started or taken over by the same liars as the legacy media, or are frequently fooled or bullied by liars. Part of Operation Mockingbird is that the agencies behind it try to insert nonsense into the alt-media so that the liars, when challenged, can dismiss alt-media sources such as Alex Jones as crazy or unreliable.

So question everything. But don't even look at the legacy media unless you have some reason to want to hear this week's official pravda.

None may be old but not gullible when it comes to hoaxes. Question everything you see online these days even me!

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Add:
Honest Abe.
Federal Reserve.

Whew, that's quite a list illustrating the Marxist Main Stream Media (MSMM) propaganda power. I didn't 'fall" for any of them, but I did take a wait-and-see stance on a few. I have come to know the media lies to me since the Reagan era and put up a cynical "yeah, right" mumble on a lot of its crap.

Coming to the Gulch regularly is a big help in finding the MSMM machinations.