Thanks for the info. It explains why there is no apparent concerns about "fallout". At least at this point.

Yep, me too. Saw the ad. Skipped the movie. Sounded pretty stupid.

Strikes me dino as a very interesting possibility.

I just heard on the radio the term "virgins" was actually a misinterpretation from Arabic to English and a more exact interpretation would be 72 raisins. Raisins, you ask? Weird one would say. But wait, didn't Mohammad refer to black Africans as "raisin heads"? Could one conclude that the 72 raisins meant 72 African slaves?

I'd like to make The Bee funnier. Don't post most here due to that.

Don't why that made me laugh but it did.

Recall seeing an add for a movie about a guy who is a 40-year-old virgin. Failed to find seeing it at all appealing.

There is somthing wrong in a country where the people can't beleive the MSM, but instead get their real news from the Babylon Bee. When did this start? More importantly what are we gong to do about it?

I heard that was actually 72 pissed-off Virginians!

I have never heard an actual reference to the 72 Virgins as being male or female . May be less desirable than hoped for.

All of the stuff they're concerned about is a mix of very inert, lead-like (and actually heavier!) Uranium 238 and more unstable, somewhat radioactive Uranium 235. Remember those numbers: 238 & 235.
the depleted uranium that our military uses in cannon shells is practically pure 238, because it's heavier than lead and practically non-radioactive. Pure U-235 is dangerous in large amounts - if you get more than 52 Kg / ~100lbs (or less, if you surround it with neutron reflectors) together, it can go critical, with city-leveling results.
The amount needed depends on how refined it is, which is why they need huge centrifuges to separate it out. Consider that you have two versions of the same metal, mixed, where they are chemically ~identical~, and you're trying to separate out the atoms that weigh 1.3% more than the others. Fun. So, the slightly enriched stuff is almost all 238 and therefore almost inert. The good stuff has more 235 but is progressively harder to produce as you increase the purity, i.e. the percentage of U-235. The power-reactor grade stuff is not near as pure, which should have been enough for the Iranians, ~if~ they were only going to use it in power reactors. From Wikipedia: "Naturally occurring uranium contains only about 0.7% U-235. To be used in most nuclear reactors, the uranium needs to be enriched to a higher concentration of U-235, typically 3-5%. For weapons, enrichment levels of 95% or more are needed".
The Ayatolla's shiites (or Shinolas, I can't ever tell which) were concentrating far beyond reactor grade, thus they were attempting to build bombs, and needed to be taken out.
Fortunately, the few hundred pounds they may have had of "the good stuff" is now buried (and shielded!) under millions of tons of granite rubble, and so is fairly safe for the foreseeable future.

Following the money...

That's what this dino been thinking.
Maybe volunteers to die for Allah can be scrounged up to dig back into what's been blown up to start reconstruction.
That way all those heroes can each wake up in hell with 72 dead virgins.

Isn't all the nuclear "stuff" Iran was enriching and storing underground radioactive? Isn't it dangerous when it comes out into the open air. Kinda like fallout from a nuclear explosion?

I thought "No Kings" was the current fad...

I sent this to my buddies too. Hilarious!

Because he was the world's greatest resident of all in his mind.

All roads lead to Obama

Today I saw his has-been ugly face appear on Fox News TV and channel surfed elsewhere by a sheer impulse that instantaneously transpired.

The treasonous Kenyan is now in the spot light again.

so true lol

Good job there, mc. I find the hysterical laughter t the end being most certainly borne by your utter grief to be quite poignant.

Oh boo hoo hoo, sniffle sniffle. Bwaaaaaaaah ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!