TGIFfunnies 8/1/25 EDITION: No Frikken Way!

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 week, 6 days ago to Humor
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  • Posted by $ 1 week, 4 days ago
    Hey guys, just posted the IN THE MEME TYME SUNDAY PAPER EDITION.
    Humorous this time about a current cultural battle.
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 1 week, 4 days ago in reply to this comment.
    Where I came from it was you always had to invite at least two Baptists to go fishing with you - otherwise the one Baptist would drink all of your beer!!!
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 1 week, 5 days ago in reply to this comment.
    LOL!
    Here’s a really old joke that made the rounds of the Episcopal church….How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? Answer..3. One to actually change the light bulb while two mix the drinks.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 week, 5 days ago
    OK, I'm traveling today and didn't get to these until time to call it a day. I must report OUC's meme offerings are equally entertaining and satisfying in the late evening as they are over breakfast in the morning! The View, LOL! Sadly true!

    Thanks, OUC!!!!!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 5 days ago in reply to this comment.
    There was a saying I heard repeatedly in Bama's dry Bibb County~~~"There are three sets of people in this county who always vote against going wet. Those are bootleggers, moonshiners and Baptist preachers."
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 1 week, 5 days ago in reply to this comment.
    When light beer came out, if you were sitting at the bar I used to frequent and someone came off of the street and asked for a light beer they would throw an ice cube or two in a glass and pull a beer from the tap.....
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 1 week, 5 days ago in reply to this comment.
    Agree completely!! Once in GA blew an engine and had to stay overnight. Wanted a beer - but it was a Sunday. This was a while ago in South GA. Asked at the desk where I could get a cold beer, and was told no chance. But I could go down the street and knock on a door and get a mason jar of moonshine for $10.....
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 5 days ago in reply to this comment.
    With the exception of DUI enforcement, most alcohol laws are stupid.
    Carry a brown paper bag in Alabama, everybody knows you're either carrying beer, wine or hard liquor.
    Once I got a job that landed me in a dry county. All you had to do was drive to a county line where a store that at least stocked plenty of beer waited just on the other side.
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  • Posted by JakeOrilley 1 week, 5 days ago in reply to this comment.
    Yuengling is a great beer! I was introduced to in while I was working in PA. Had to deal with the alcohol laws while I was working there due to not being able to pick up a cold six pack to go back to the hotel - had to either get a case, or go to a bar. But great beer!!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 5 days ago in reply to this comment.
    I've been drinking Yuengling Light Lager ever since I visited Dobrien's father that was a (it's a small world) very short drive from my family's lake house in the Florida Panhandle.
    His dad treated me to a bottle of "unlight" Yuengling while we talked, telling me it was from "America's Oldest Brewery" as it says on the bottle.
    For me it was the tastiest beer ever.
    Even better for me was Yuengling Light when I tried that later.
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 1 week, 5 days ago in reply to this comment.
    The non-alcoholic beer funny really made me laugh out loud. I don’t drink beer very often, but when I do, I want a real one …. Something like New Castle brown ale is an excellent choice.
    Thanks for the chuckles. I look forward to them.
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  • Posted by mhubb 1 week, 6 days ago
    ACME!!

    a company run by RR Inc
    (Road Runner Inc)
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 6 days ago
    Meme 4 top in yellow made me dino laugh the best.
    I forgot I ever drank Near Beer when I read the Last Meme Top row, I was at coloring book age when I DID drink. Had to look Near Beer up to see if they even sold that silly stuff. https://www.liquor.com/best-nonalcoho...
    Ist Meme Bottom Row~~Is that hearse pulling a wood chipper? Why does meet for a big cannibal stew come to mind?
    Me dino had to think about 5 second to get the second to the last meme on the bottom. Had my first colonostrophy last winter. Ouch!
    The very last meme reveals what happened to Wiley Coyote when they ceased to make Road Runner cartoons.
    Just looked up my redlined colonostrophy. Well, hell's bells shotgun shells! I spelled it right.
    So who's the dino? Yeah, who's the dino? Also, a doctor had to change a freaking prescription!
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