Thanks for the smiles, OUC!

About that meme that states "After you turn 50 years old: you can't recognized letters up close, but can recognize idiots from far away," today I had yet, yet, yet another usually a female voice call and ask if Old Dino has Medicare A and B.
Rolling my eyes, me dino said yeah and while I added, "Is this another stupid damn scam?" she was already saying (as usual) "I am connecting you to so and so."
Me dino did not wait to hear if the dude was an Asian Indian or Hispanic. I just pushed the off button.
After that, I hit upon an idea for being a past class clown decades ago.
Perhaps in the future, I'll put on my dumbest Southern drawl and respond. "Sho nough ah gots me A n' B done cleared all ther way up muh kalabuhzoo by thet thar Medicare Department whut's run by thet Coca Cola Bottlin' Company whut's out thar faster doin' scams 'n you!. Sorry, but looks like muh Coke Lites done beat yo' crooked ass. Bye!"
My son thought that approach kinda funny.

The Roman ordering beer was priceless.

The two donkeys sure look trans to me. Maybe they should lose the little umbrellas in their drinks.

Did I hear Linda in a couple memes lmao. Qreat collections. Booze whispering advice is like gas station sushi.lmao

Thanks again, OUC. Wit and wisdom this week with a touch of macabre with that "Senior Citizens Centre" - ouch! Oh, I think I've heard that whiskey whisper, too! After all these years I'd still like a "General Lee" no matter how you have to get in and out, LOL.

Loved the whole batch, Carl, but several of them sang to me--the Roman, General Lee, 2020, Senior center...thanks for all your time putting these together!

Carl, first one hits the nail on the head have felt this accumulating over the past years!!

Great list OUC, Grumpy Old Men rule!

ASAP.
I'll remember that one for later use.

Good stuff