The Redneck Elf Game!

Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 9 months ago to Entertainment
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For the inner redneck in all of us...
I am now...............

"Judd, The Mistletoed Stripper"


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  • Posted by Snoogoo 10 years, 9 months ago
    Merle the Sugar-Plummed Baby Daddy? It is going to take me a long time to figure out how that could ever be anatomically possible...good laugh
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    We had a dog named Cleetus... red boned coon hound & rhodesian ridgeback mix... talk about a redneck dog....
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  • Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes they do... I have a story. Friends of my parents get gov cheese and other things because they "qualify" and "they don't ask about investments"... sigh. **disgusted head shake**... I told my Mom.."Nice..tell her I said 'YOU'RE WELCOME!'"
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  • Posted by $ Susanne 10 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Gawrsh if I know... Probably from the same batch made 40 years ago... for the federal WIC (Wicked Indigestion for Citizens) program... Used to make the best grill cheese sandwiches when put together with WIC butter and food stamp/foodbank slightly expired white bread, cooked up on the new George Forman Grill, of course...
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  • Posted by $ Susanne 10 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Cleetus the naughty stripper? Gak! That means I have to put in my false tooth (once I borrey it back from Uncle Gramps), and polish my wooden eye, daw-gonnit.

    Hey. waitaminute, Maybe we could get Auntie Sis and Cousin Dad together, and do a Christmas Play themed somewhere between Ducked Die Nasty, The Revenooer who Stole Christmas, and Potus, the Red-faced Reigner... Hell, add some first cousins, and we'll have a weddin' as well, we could do it at the bingo parlor - you know, the one where we get our gov'mint checks and cheese?
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