Irreverent Renaissance babies (Beware the bad language)

Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago to Entertainment

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Ok, this is highly off color but terribly funny! What were the painters thinking!?

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Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 8 months ago

Cool! And funny.

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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
  
  Glad you were entertained. :-)
  
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    Posted by UncommonSense 10 years, 8 months ago
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5...
    
    haha. You made me remember that phrase! lol. Oh yes, I am entertained!
    
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
      
      GREAT scene! Love that movie.
      
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Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 8 months ago

It's pretty obvious that renaissance painters had different standards than, say, Gerber. Legend has it that Humphrey Bogart's mom, a commercial artist painted him as a baby and sold the likeness to Gerber. Look how well he turned out, considering he had to overcome a name like Humphrey.

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  Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 8 months ago
  
  Not quite. Although Bogey's mom did do a sketch of him that was used on another baby food ad.
  
  http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/boga...
  
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    Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 8 months ago
    
    It's a pretty generic baby pic at best.
    
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
      
      Here she is! Not Jane Seymour, but a girl.... :-)
      https://www.gerber.com/our-story/meet-th...
      
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        Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        The baby is and will remain an endearing portrait. It was wise of them to leave it in sketch form.
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        I agree. It's such an iconic image now, isn't it?
        
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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
  
  Actually, that's Jane Seymour. :-)
  
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    Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 8 months ago
    
    She's not old enough.
    Although much better to look at as an adult.
    
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Posted by allosaur 10 years, 8 months ago

Those paintings remind me of how I never understood the "cuteness" of those peeing naked little boy water fountain statues.

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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
  
  I intensely dislike putti. Which is the plural for putto, those disturbing cherubim
  
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    Posted by allosaur 10 years, 8 months ago
    
    Like you wrote about the artists, what are those putti owners thinking. Thanks for increasing my vocabulary, by the way.
    
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
      
      I am a font of weird knowledge. I went to art school. ;-)
      And you're quite welcome!
      
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Posted by Snoogoo 10 years, 8 months ago

That was hilarious thank you!

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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
  
  You're welcome! I cracked up when I was reading/looking at them. Had to post. :-)
  
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    Posted by Snoogoo 10 years, 8 months ago
    
    The best part is that I can just imagine someone 500 years ago, encountering some of these paintings, stopping for a minute, and then bursting out laughing...
    
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
      
      Truly!
      
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Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 10 years, 8 months ago

Sometimes I wonder if it would have been nice to have children... then again, nieces and nephews go home. ,-}

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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
  
  HAHAHAHA! Yes, those you can just give back, and heave a sigh of relief, hahaha!
  
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    Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 10 years, 8 months ago
    
    As I recall, they all at least wore diapers most of the time too. :)
    ...At least before they were ready for grown up pants...
    
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
      
      Hahaha, oh you're giving me a good laugh. Watch out for boys when they're getting changed...
      But yes, it's easier when they manage that on their own. I'm still uncomfortable knowing my son is driving around with the crazies on the roads now... They just come with bigger scarier baggage as they grow up. :-(
      
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Golden showers! Something about the cold breeze I think. Brrrr... Look out!
        
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgQKNMd...
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Oh, hahaha! Here's a good one. You won't need a helmet for this...
        ;-)
        http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqL5ZNidfVY...
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Something to start your day off with a smile...
        Notice the artistry later in the video...
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qqnB5Yp...
        :)
        
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        Posted by rockymountainpirate 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        My cat was fascinated by that video. The look on her face was 'stupid dog following orders', lol.
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Cats can be so superior! What attitude! Independent they are. laudable. Not much of a deterrent for home protection though... Nothing like a big dumb dog that barks ferociously at the tax assessor. :)
        
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        Posted by rockymountainpirate 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        I agree. I miss my big dog with the loud bark, a big smile and the waggly tail. Cats might be the ultimate Objectivist. They don't do anything not in their own rational self interest.
        
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        Posted by winterwind 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        that's why both Rand and Robert Heinlein liked cats. You can make them do things [like go to the vet] but you're gonna have to work for it. They only keep us around because we have thumbs.
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Yes, precisely. I love ours, all quirks included. 😸
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Utterly true!
        http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JtSpNyy_8VQ...
        
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        Posted by rockymountainpirate 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Hahahahahaha.
        
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        Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Obviously an inner city pooch - she knows how to "assume the position" and get frisked.
        
        She might be tough competition for NMA.
        
        If she wasn't so damned hairy, she might actually be cute (the pooch, not NMA ;-)
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Good morning Robbie53024,
        Smart dog... smart enough not to resist arrest, methinks. :)
        Regards,
        O.A.
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Bwahahaha!
        
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        Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        Took ya' long enough ;-)
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 8 months ago
        
        I've been burning the midnight oil. :-). And painting a room in my house. Making my life interesting before Christmas and company arrives. 😜
        
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  Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 8 months ago
  
  Not always.
  
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Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 8 months ago

Even what? I don't get it.

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