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Jan, now laughing
The tensions between the sexes keeps life interesting...!
I normally trap them in a cage using dog food, and 'transport' them about 15 miles down a country road to liberate. But I loaned out my trap, and the rest is my medical history.... ;-)
I tried to run off the back porch, and scare the bejesus out of the raccoon eating me out of house an' home at my bird feeder. I have 6 steps down to the yard...and I managed to miss the bottom three! The pilferer just sat on the feeder, and I swear that he/she was smiling....
Now I am in my fourth different cast, and have a metal plate (complete with 9 screws) keeping me together.
What really bummed me out, was I was scheduled to be on Dancing With the Idiots!!!
If any woman believed that satirical crap, she would be compelled to be a lesbian. However, I must admit that the one thing that all women seem to be born with is the ability to present whatever in a passive/aggressive manner. If you don't know what that is, I can only describe it as something like moving soft fingers delicately over an exposed nerve. Or perhaps an iron fist in a velvet glove. That weapon seems to trump pretty much anything we hapless males can conjure up..
"Nyah! Youse dirty copper!
More applicable--
"Woo-woo! Wha'cha doin', doll face?"
It's hard to tell because there is no real problem with misandrogenic words so it's not really spoofing anything besides general nonsense.
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