crispy or hairy?
A friend who was with me when I exclaimed "God's hairy balls!', explained, and added "satans.." sent me this in reference.
While we're very happy to have you in the Gulch and appreciate your wanting to fully engage, some things in the Gulch (e.g. voting, links in comments) are a privilege, not a right. To get you up to speed as quickly as possible, we've provided two options for earning these privileges.
http://www.gocomics.com/bloomcounty/2009...
Hairy Fishnuts! Bwahahaha
And a very funny way to turn begging (mooching), on its head..