9 Topics From A Twisted Mind
All of the following could be Gulch topics, or merely pieces of humor. You choose to respond in either way.
1. No candidate tells people that he wants power over them, so he tells them he wants to help them.
2. Don't knock the rich -- when did a poor person ever give you a job?
3. Children grow up quickly these days -- many teens are already confused, discouraged, and broke.
4. Balancing the budget: They said it couldn't be done. I'll go along with that.
5.Politicians try to tell us what they think we want to hear when they should be telling us the truth.
6. A Political Truth: The public gets what it wants, but in truth, it gets what it gets.
7.The trouble with good advice is that it usually interferes with our plans.
8. I love children, but I can't stand the younger generation.
9. Miracles and the law of causality:Two tiny demichromosomed pre-protozoan flecks of amino acids, unite to develop into the awesome complexity of a human being.
1. No candidate tells people that he wants power over them, so he tells them he wants to help them.
2. Don't knock the rich -- when did a poor person ever give you a job?
3. Children grow up quickly these days -- many teens are already confused, discouraged, and broke.
4. Balancing the budget: They said it couldn't be done. I'll go along with that.
5.Politicians try to tell us what they think we want to hear when they should be telling us the truth.
6. A Political Truth: The public gets what it wants, but in truth, it gets what it gets.
7.The trouble with good advice is that it usually interferes with our plans.
8. I love children, but I can't stand the younger generation.
9. Miracles and the law of causality:Two tiny demichromosomed pre-protozoan flecks of amino acids, unite to develop into the awesome complexity of a human being.
I pick 7. I tend to balk at anyone giving me advice. They usually didn't follow it themselves. Get. out. of. my. way.