Tomorrow, my wife and I will be married for 60 years. Can anyone top that? Most of our friends and relatives have assumed room temperature. Everyone else has a long way to go.
ooooohhhh, get me a bib!!! . I forgot that you're in florida. . drool. I'd like some red snapper, blackened and grilled, and some lemon. . YUM!!! -- j .
True, but the seafood restaurant we were at was hard to beat. They started as a fish market and evolved into a restaurant as well. They have 2 boats and catch their own fish, shrimp & scallops. Also, they really know how to cook them.
What a coincidence. My son, along with wife granddaughter (my great)and mother-in-law pulled in with his Ford 250 diesel towing his camper coming in from camping over the weekend. The old Scoutmaster still loves to camp.
years ago, on another honeymoon, my first wife and I had bananas foster at brennan's in new orleans. . we drove in from a camping area north of lake pontchartrain, parked our truck in a free spot, walked around the corner, and acted like we owned the place. . she was 18 and I was 22. breakfast for royalty!!! -- j
Tonight we celebrated our 60th with the family and a surprise great granddaughter in from Texas. I not only overate, but it was Fried too. Plus when the restaurant people found out what we were celebrating they sent us over a double helping of Bananas Foster. I'll be thinking of that all week.
I cheated during our little 3-day trip to Gatlinburg and she did too -- we took a little scotch for me and amaretto for her ... 3.5 years since we'd done that -- and it was fun!!! . watching TCM and being silly with my best friend -- WoW!!! -- j
Burns, Benny, Skelton,Jonathan Winters; the greats; not a foul word ever spoken, and hilarious to boot. Compare that to the low-class comics today who can't perform without using the "F" word. Ugh!!
I take mine from H. Rider Haggard: "She who must be obeyed." In Detroit, we had a phrase that illustrates that. It's called "Kidding on the square." She's always on a diet, so as a result she's pretty well preserved for 81 in October. She makes me diet also, but I cheat.
Reminds me of the old George Burns joke when he turned 90. "I still chase the ladies. Sometimes I run out of breath and stop and wonder what I'm doing. Then I remember and make myself a sandwich."
An oldie: The MC spots an ancient looking guy, with a wrinkled face, an emaciated body and he walked with a cane. The MC had him stand up and he asked, "To what do you attribute your great age?" The guy answered, "I drink a 4/5 of Corby's whiskey every day, I'm a 3 pack a day smoker plus several cigars a day, I eat nothing but high calorie fatty foods and use 4 or 5 teaspoons of sugar in my coffee." The MC says, "Why, that's remarkable. May I ask how old you are sir?" The guy answered "I'm 27."
In a Vegas audience years ago, newly-weds were spotted and asked to rise. The MC asked how long were they married, and the groom replied "2 weeks" - MC: "What's your secret?" Audience roared!!
Congratulations.
I'd like some red snapper, blackened and grilled, and some lemon. . YUM!!! -- j
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tastes better outside, compared with inside!!! -- j
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bananas foster at brennan's in new orleans. . we drove in
from a camping area north of lake pontchartrain, parked our
truck in a free spot, walked around the corner, and acted
like we owned the place. . she was 18 and I was 22.
breakfast for royalty!!! -- j
http://http://www.brennansneworleans.com/men...
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we took a little scotch for me and amaretto for her ... 3.5 years
since we'd done that -- and it was fun!!! . watching TCM
and being silly with my best friend -- WoW!!! -- j
p.s. scotch and pizza ain't bad!!!
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greats; not a foul word ever spoken, and hilarious to boot. Compare that to the low-class
comics today who can't perform without using the "F" word. Ugh!!
the source of answers for all of life's questions!!! -- j
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old husband spend their wedding night?? Helping each other in and out of the car.
The MC spots an ancient looking guy, with a wrinkled face, an emaciated body and he walked with a cane. The MC had him stand up and he asked, "To what do you attribute your great age?" The guy answered, "I drink a 4/5 of Corby's whiskey every day, I'm a 3 pack a day smoker plus several cigars a day, I eat nothing but high calorie fatty foods and use 4 or 5 teaspoons of sugar in my coffee." The MC says, "Why, that's remarkable. May I ask how old you are sir?" The guy answered "I'm 27."
were spotted and asked to rise. The MC
asked how long were they married, and the
groom replied "2 weeks" - MC: "What's your
secret?" Audience roared!!
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