on further searching, they found Jimmy Hoffa.

It's a rare event involving guns that leaves me speechless, but there you are.

Yep... speechless.

A new take on "concealed carry". With the butt sticking out of his.....butt.

Wouldn't a "quick draw" demonstration be interesting?

Conceal My Ass! - Tall Tales From The Joint

The revolver was pooped out, but now rear end to go

In a follow up story three prisoners were shot when his cell mate masturbated. Police had wondered how he intended on smuggling in the ammo.

C'mon people!!! I find it difficult to even believe that he had the gun in his butt for a couple reasons. First and foremost, I don't think this guy said to himself, "Hey I think I will put a 38 up my butt, fill my car with pot and other stuff and go speeding around till I get stopped". Think about it, there was no time for him to hide it up there during the pursuit so he would have had to have already had it stashed before he got in the car...
Second, the hammer would have made it difficult if not impossible to remove it once inserted without literally tearing a new A-hole!!!
It would act like the barb on a fish hook!!!

And to just think he ruined a good hemorrhoid Not.

It started out as a romantic comment when he told his male lover, "you can stick your gun into me"!

Have they looked up there for Amelia Earhart?

A first for everything...