When you read a review that is this extreme, there is of course more to it. But this one is so obvious, it deserves a look, if for nothing but a good laugh.

"This movie runs like a desolate highway in Texas; it’s much too long and there’s regrettably, unforgivably nothing to see.
There isn’t any discernible entertainment value in it, in fact the only real entertainment would be to chug that super-size soda you bought, illegally in New York, and see how long you can hold it before you have to break for the bathroom… and then see how long you can hide in there."