Stay classy, ladies.

If the costume is representation of her current orifice, better she use it on other side. Might prove a tighter fit and give her more of a thrill.

All frivolity aside, these fools have not taken the time to actually parse the ruling and actually learn what it covers but only regurgitate the drivel of those to whom they have abdicated their reasoning.

I don't think anything has touched her vagina in decades. That could be the reason for her misplaced ire. Send her a case of KY! It might improve her demeanor.