A Funny Thing Happened.....

Posted by $ johnrobert2 11 years, 11 months ago to Culture
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Can't think of another place to put this, but here goes: a thread for punsters. First dibs.
Fellow was trying to decide which girl to marry. So he told his buddy his problem. "One writes poetry and the other makes great pancakes." His buddy said, "Your choice is between batter and verse."


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  • Posted by $ 11 years, 11 months ago
    Fellow was arrested in Florida. Authorities caught him carrying a cage of seagulls into a zoo. During the process, he had stepped over a lion sleeping in the gate. When questioned, the man said the seagulls were for the dolphins who could live forever if fed a diet of seagulls. They charged him under provisions of the Mann Act: transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
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