Proof liberalism has spread to animals.
Posted by richrobinson 7 years, 10 months ago to The Gulch: General
Where does it end...
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That raccoon is probably strong enough to rip a cat's head off. I've seen one do it to a chicken. The cats are obviously armed only with small (1/2" blade or less) knives due to government regulations. I'm sure he'll go into politics sooner or later, though. Better to have them bring it to you.
I had squirrels that were doing the same to my bird feeder .
I attached a sign that read
For Birds Only and The squirrels stopped feeding.
But I did get a small fine and 20hrs of diversity training. Because I broke an all inclusive regulation.
Moocher used to be a begging stray if you're wondering about the name.
When I was a corrections officer, I watched three baby racoon climb up the brick wall of a prison tower at night.
They could not get past my grated see-thru steel catwalk. So they turned about and climbed down FACE FIRST. Their mama passively watched the whole show.
They are tricky bandits.
Another time before it was blown over in a storm, our willow Tree in the back yard had a hole in It that some squirrels made into a home .
On a very windy night I saw some eyes at ground level at my fence then at my eye level. I soon recognized it was a raccoon up the back side of the trunk it went right to the squirrels hole .He reached in grabbed one and was down then over the fence and gone in a heartbeat. It was a shock to see how cunning by using the howling wind as cover.
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