Thank goodness no, and bleach would have been blasted over everything! But when I read what you had written, that image popped into my head, unbidden.... Erg

It was in one of the special ed classes. We don't ask questions anymore. lol I didn't really want to hear the story.

you said that like you've seen it actually done before. seriously, poop slinging in my house would have meant being Silkwooded and serious jail time

Seriously! Who lobbed it, and did they wash their hands???

Well, as long as you are not in range during the puking, and none inadvertently lands on you, a rub is pretty nice thing when your head's in the toilet.

well, really. how did poop make it to the ceiling. I mean gravity and everything.

I know! The pukers will always remember that I was the ONE adult who hung around to rub their back and ask if they're okay and get them to the nurse... Wow.... I'm puke lady..... sigh. Something else to be depressed about.

No....that saw dust stuff was done away with in 1975. (I made that up.) No, we have disinfected rags and spray...and a 40 year old mop that the custodian brought with him on his first day. And the carpet squares can be easily pulled up and replaced. The custodian has the weakest of all stomachs (not sure how he's survived so long doing his job), but I laugh at him while his face turns red and he gets beads of sweat on his forehead when he has to clean up nastiness (when I refuse to be the one to do it). One time..he got a call on his radio to clean up a mess and he asked what it was so he'd know what supplies to bring with him and they said, "Well...there's poop on the ceiling." And he said, "THAT'S a first." The PE teacher started singing that Lionel Richie Song..."oooh oohhhohhh...they're poopin' on the ceil-ing". (These are the people that make me love my job!!)

It really is one of the worst things that can happen to a kid at school. Mortifying!

great. now Mitzi is in my head the whole night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5SBdHZ8I...
and not fast moving

and you just feel like shit. do you guys have that super industrial strength corn cob blend you throw down on it?

I'm gonna wash that barf right outta my hair!

I should get puke pay... when a kid at school barfs all the other adults bolt, leaving good 'ol me to deal with it. I can't be the only person who can stomach this in the entire building! I always feel so bad for the kid because it's such a horrible feeling to puke, especially in front of your friends....lol

nope. throw up smells bad from anyone. and there are germs. my kids learned early to crawl into the shower and try not to drown.

It's just like if your own kid throws up, you can handle it. If its someone else's or just plain some one else, get me a bucket

Mother senses...let's research.

exactly. tip lines.
you know, I don't want to hate children, but why do their heads smell funny-if they're not yours? we do not push science in here far enough

"Boxer’s school safety plan would restore or add funding to some Community Oriented Policing Services programs that pay for police officers, tip lines, surveillance equipment and secured entrances at public schools."

When a phrase like "tip lines" comes out of Boxer's hideous mouth one has to wonder what that REALLY means. And does anybody realize how hard it is to run a school with "secured entrances"...when the hallways are on the OUTSIDE of the school???? I hate this whole discussion. What's wrong with arming the civilian staff?? Armed guards is better than nothing, especially plain clothed ones, BUT if someone surveils the school for a few days that person would be easily discernible from staff.

I see this as being presented as a bargaining chip. You can have your armed guards in schools, but we get to take the arms we don't like from the people. And those who vote against it will be seen as children haters....