MEME WHILE: I would Like to Apologize!

Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 4 months ago to Humor

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The Woke community has us going around in circles!

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Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago

I would like to apologize for yelling scat at a cat.
I would also like to apologize to the scat I caused to come out of that cat~~a fraidy that it was.
Scat, I hope you did not bowel movement prematurely. You coulda been stillborn.
Furthermore, I humbly wish to apologize to the cat's meal of a rat who is the scat's dearest mother.
And in conclusion of me dino's apologies, I would like to apologize to all my dear readers for my taking poetic license with a rat a cat made into scat.
Hey, does anyone know if I should copyright this shit?

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Screen shoot this reply, that'll be your copyright...oh, add todays date, here, I'll do it, 04/05/2024 at 11:49 pm
  I would like to apologize to all: Screen shoots, Dates and copyrights.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
    
    A screen shoot, eh? Let's see, me dino got a little .32-cal. Beretta accurate as all hell, three 9mm firearms (2 pistols and a carbine), a 357 Magnum and a 12-guage pump shotgun loaded with triple-aught buck.
    Also have some throwing knives and a Daisy BB gun. Yeehah!
    
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 4 months ago
      
      Well, you wouldn't say Screen 'shot' this reply.
      I know, I could have wrote: take a screen shot of this reply . . .
      
      Ps, forgot to apologize to all circles in my original comment.
      
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        Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
        
        I would like to apologize for not really wanting a copyright for that silly stuff in the first place.
        Excuse me while I go hang my head in shameful snickers.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Ok, now you done it, apologize to Snickers!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Yes, and I have a very good reason to. Snickers,I would like to apologize to my favorite candy bar.
        Quite often buy one of you on my way out of a grocery store. Like your ice cream version also.
        Snicker, oh, my Snickers! Must always have my snickers! Snicker, my favorite candy bar!
        Cha-cha-cha!
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Snickers make the very best . . . Chooocooolaaate.
        
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        Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Holy smokes! Great minds do think alike as Snickers is my go-to candy bar when I say screw the sugar and salt, I need a good rush of taste!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 1 year, 4 months ago
        
        Me dino had forgotten all about writing about Snickers here when I snatched a bar up while paying too much Biden economics for groceries at a Publix checkout counter yesterday.
        
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Posted by Snezzy 1 year, 4 months ago

Need to apologise for using the spelling apologize. Scottish English avoids the dreaded zed in "ise" words, following instead the British standard.

But thanks. We now have a Scottish joke that does not mention haggis, bagpipes or sheep. It is easily obvious to the most casual observer that there are no new bagpipe jokes.

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Posted by DrZarkov 1 year, 4 months ago

This is a classic.

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Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 4 months ago

If it ain’t Scottish…..it’s crap.

. “I would like to apologize to all of the uniparty who clearly have shit for brains”

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Now you need to apologize to all the shit that got stuck in their brains, Brother
  
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Posted by katrinam41 1 year, 4 months ago

Can't stop to apologize-- too busy LMAO

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Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 4 months ago

+1 all of that! Priceless posturing and pandering coming to a politician anywhere any time! Oh, he forgot to open with an apology for being white and male - off to the DEI corner of shame until he gets with the program!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 4 months ago
  
  DEI corner of shame . . . I would like to apologize to all head cones . . .
  
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    Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 4 months ago
    
    LMAO!
    
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Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 4 months ago

Woke wins when you capitulate.
No surrender.

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  Posted by freedomforall 1 year, 4 months ago
  
  Exactly right!
  Execution is the punishment for traitors.
  Otherwise they might be pardoned by the next moron cheating Deep State potus.
  https://youtu.be/SJ2hJezvd2I
  
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    Posted by tutor-turtle 1 year, 4 months ago
    
    "This is War" -Andrew J. Breitbart R.I.P.
    No Quarter.
    
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      Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 4 months ago
      
      RIP Andrew… he said “you want to call me a racist?”……”fuQ you”………..”War”.
      We are still at war but we have the upper hand.
      Hold the line and stay frosty.
      
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