It bleached it! White smears here and there.... I still have the couch. lol (I'm cheap and refuse to buy a new one when this one is still sitonable.

LOL

you never said what happened to the leatha

huh. and here I thought scots were furry in the first place!

English would be the "common" codpiece, whereas the Scottish is distinct for its furryness! Btw, spell check tried to change furryness to furry rinse..

what is different about scottish codpieces from say english codpieces? and how do you know this?

hahahahahaha

I think the sporin is.. It looks a bit like a Scottish codpiece.

I once saw this on a bumper sticker: It's only kinky the first time. lol.

kilts are not kinky

yea, what did you do? did it go to the thrift store?

It's a Cinderella story....

Good idea! Otherwise we might sound like morons

And 'Caddyshack' just happens to be on...

I was going to say something...

Oy, the leatha! Don't get schmutz on it!

I meant you calling me CQ...not kinky!! hahahaha. Okay, I get it now... punishment...yeah yeah yeah. I like kilts too but I don't see how it's "punishing". (I read 50 shades....I'm not Amish.)

It's ALL about the carpet. :) One time I put compound W on my son's warts that he had all over his foot when he was like 8... he promptly dragged his foot down the back of the couch and over the cushion. Do you know what that does to a brown leather couch!!??? OY! It's all about the couch.

do not throw up blood on beige carpet. and to staunch the bleeding I would have had to put my hand over her mouth. and if the blood spurted out of her nose, well we're back to the carpet and my hands and clothes.
seriously, it was a bad time. she lives to use those vocal chords to let me have it occasionally.

I didn't call you that. it's a thing. SM. now understand. I am an iowan girl who likes men in kilts. I think it's the whole little punishment turns people on kind of thing-and it's prevalent. it does not, however, require a Craigslist sperm donor. so rest easy.

yeah...the splatter effect. Whew...okay we're good then. No..wait...ban it...it's gross.

We need to start a new post (I almost typed log instead of post)... or this is going to get mentioned in the "What hot in the Gulch"...do we really want that? The title gives the impression the discussion will be about police in schools....not shit slinging in schools.

LOL... It's only happened one time...in 30 years. Since we've been keeping records for poop slinging..it's only happened once. Unless it just never got logged before. (did I just say logged?)

too...not to... I'm not going to edit it...it's a hassle. Of course it took me longer to type all of THIS, but I was making a point. The point is...I'm a rebel! I will not comply!