LOLOLOLO I just snorted! That's a good one... I'll point you up....even if it is kinky????

I'm not into kinky so I'm missing something... don't call me that dirty word!

LOL I totally missed that.

Ha funny! I would carry concealed but only if I was not mentioned by name and if I wasn't the only staff carrying. I'm not there all day, but I move around a lot and I'm in more vulnerable positions than most teachers. But the odds of that happening are slim to midland. I would just like to hear what's being discussed...if ANYthing is. I don't like being left in the dark.... Okay....that last point was probably redundant.

I think this falls into the shot gun category. those are still ok, right?

oh. where are the psychologists? or lol. you mean, you've never seen it before and then this happened. ok. I'll calm down. anomaly

my head is shaking back and forth CQ

yes, ban throw up and crying.

Ban Semi Auto High Capacity Poop Slingers! You don't NEED that. And you didn't build it either!

It's up 100% at my school.

my daughter had her tonsils removed. then one day later, was dry heaving and complaining about not being able to breathe well. I was all over her breathing, and calming her then she started throwing up blood and I was horrified of course but I yelled at her-Kira, stay calm. Do NOT Throw up BLOOD . we acted quickly but that phrase will not be lived down. let's wait for her to have a kid

Ban it!

No...just don't point me up. How is that kinky?

Gross..... Seriously nice choice of words! ;-)

do you want me to take points away? that's kinda kinky

Spinning doesn't bother me, luckily, only heaving people, and the aroma..

get that stuff with tar in it. it doesn't go down the drain very quickly. lol

this is not funny. Is it an epidemic? is poop slinging in schools up 30% this year? it must be addressed.

yuk!

but seriously, putting yourself out there to be clean up duty-you're kind of a hero. If I was your career counselor I would encourage you to apply for armed guard.

I have to many points...I look ridiculous...stop pointing me up!

I hear that from a lot of women... blows my mind. If I think about it too much I'll start dry heaving...but it needs to be done...so I do it. While I breathe thru my mouth and think about butterflies.

Crying!! Maybe that's why kids heads smell funny...

it's true. my husband's job. I do not do throw up duty. I can't take nausea. seriously, waterboard me for ten years straight. do not make me dizzy and nauseous. maybe I should have said that offline.

None of us had ever had that happen before.... this has been a banner year for strange happenings... I really should write a book. You can't make this stuff up. We've got our hands full.